British Zombies Attack Unprepared City Council

If there's unrivaled thing zombies love more delicious human brains, it's the hubris of British government employees.

On June 10 we ran a piece on the Leicester Urban center Council, detailing the local government's bemused reaction to a letter interrogatory if they had a contingency plan just in case infernal region should ever get along full, prompting the inactive to once more manner of walking the earth.

In its constituted statement the council was cultivated, exhibiting a unemotional person allow worthy of Tennyson, though spokeswoman Lynn Wyeth did admit to giggling at the query.

That was a mistake.

One week later, the Leicester Metropolis Council was overrun by a host of 150 shambling corpses, clawing hungrily at the windows in a lethargic bid to sup upon a buffet of appetizing frontlet lobes and piquant hippocampi.

Fortunately for Council employees, no one was untidily devoured, likely because the stunt was the inspiration of indefinite James Dixon, a citizen who organized the "mass shamble" via Facebook.

"We went for a shamble. We shambled from the clock to the city council offices — about half a m through the metropolis heart," Dixon told the BBC.

"There were retributive a couple of security guards at the building. We didn't try to get inside — fitting pressed ourselves up against the glass corresponding zombies do."

"A a few of us are in the pub now — it's been a genuinely good daylight," Dixon added.

The event attracted stares from onlookers, including one Chris Pullman porter. "People were going some their normal bit when all all of a sudden a stable horde of zombies came lumbering into view," Porter said.

"It was impressive how everyone just seemed to stop and stare. Naturally, if it had been a serious living dead attack I think family would be running for their lives," He added.

Meantime, here in The States, zombie attacks are at an all-clock low thanks to the vigilance of the Center for Disease Control (and, presumably, Frank West).

Source: BBC

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